These are the songs for the fictional band ARTISTICLY PENETRATED. All songs are penned by me.

KICKING IN THE T.V.
(A Tom Green Tribute)
Written by Amanda Paweska/ Artistically Penetrated

Kicking in the T.V.
Cans on the trees
I love you

Tom and the Guy
Standing on the hill
Didn’t wanna talk
Interview him still

Kicking in the T.V.
Cans on the trees
I love you

Talking about cans
You look the fool
Tom making faces
Careful not to drool

Kicking in the T.V.
Cans on the trees
I love you

Such a comic genius
Just by being silly
All the funny characters
Hey remember Billy?

Kicking in the T.V.
Cans on the trees
I love you

He walks with a swagger
Cruising the street
With Organized Rhyme
He dropped the beat

Kicking in the T.V.
Cans on the trees
We love you so


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RUN TO LA

I always wanna live the Hollywood dream
and live under the sun and screen.
But I was born into a different world
left to dream about that day.
So, I live my life the ordinary way
day in, day out – and nothing ever changes…

I wanna run away to LA
And live in the world of movies.
I wanna run away to LA
And bask among the stars.
I wanna run…

I dream of days in the sunshine
lying back and sipping wine.
Living with the rich and famous
and rubbing elbows with the stars
--living life faster then cars.
Day in, day out – and nothing ever changes…

I wanna run away to LA
And live in the world of movies.
I wanna run away to LA
And bask among the stars.
I wanna run…

I’ll spend my days with Hollywood’s wives
listening to the tales and lies.
Nightly bedding superstar husbands:
knowing it’ll be the new affair,
but being too young to care.
Day in, day out – and nothing ever changes…

I wanna run away to LA
And live in the world of movies.
I wanna run away to LA
And bask among the stars.
I wanna run…

There it’s the hills of silicon
while here it’s all home-grown.
Should be happy where I am
cuz I know it’s all lunacy
living in this fantasy.
Day in, day out – and nothing ever changes…

I wanna run away to LA
And live in the world of movies.
I wanna run away to LA
And bask among the stars.
I wanna run…
I wanna run…


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HAIR CUT
Hair cut
Hair cut
Gotta get a hair cut
Hair cut
Hair cut
Gotta get a hair cut

Really pretty hair
Sittin’ in dresser’s chair
With that hair
I hope they don’t stare

Hair cut
Hair cut
Gotta get a hair cut
Hair cut
Hair cut
Gotta get a hair cut

Check out his hair
Must’ve been a dare
Look at that hair
Wouldn’t cost bus fair

Hair cut
Hair cut
Gotta get a hair cut
Hair cut
Hair cut
Gotta get a hair cut

Oh my hair
Way up in the air
All that hair
Couldn’t call that flare

Hair cut
Hair cut
Gotta get a hair cut
Hair cut
Hair cut
Gotta get a hair cut

With our hair
We make a funny pair
You don’t like our hair
WE DON’T CARE

Hair cut
Hair cut
Gotta get a hair cut
Hair cut
Hair cut
Gotta get a hair cut



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SHY GIRL

Shy girl
Don’t know why girl

Avoiding the spotlight
Hiding from the bright-light

Shy girl
Don’t know why girl

Sitting all alone
Near a never ringing phone

Shy girl
Don’t know why girl

Never speaking her mind
Trying to be kind

Shy girl
Don’t know why girl

Just not fittin’ in
Cut off once again

Shy girl
Don’t know why girl

I was once her
You are my cure

No more shy girl
No more shy girl


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(I WANTED) TO BE WITH YOU

I wanted to be with you
But you treated me so wrong
I wanted to be close
But you ignored me for too long

I needed you to know me
But you kept me far away
And maybe understand me
But you never said to stay

My whole life I’ve just been waiting
For you to take me hand
And hold me next to your heart
Until we leave this land
I just wanted to be with you

No matter what you said
Or how bad you treated me
You just wouldn’t leave me head
No matter how I wanted you

You didn’t love em back
Now I’m forgetting you
And turning my back


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NO WAYS IT WAYS

2 3 4
No way it ways
No way it ways
No way it ways
2 3 4
No way it ways
No way it ways
No way it ways
2 3 4

No ways around it
That’s how it goes
No ways around it
That’s what we found
No ways around it
That’s how it is
No ways around it

2 3 4
No way it ways
No way it ways
No way it ways
2 3 4
No way it ways
No way it ways
No way it ways
2 3 4

No ways around it
That’s how it is
No ways around it
This is how we do it
No ways around it
This is how we are
No ways it ways

2 3 4
No way it ways
No way it ways
No way it ways
2 3 4
No way it ways
No way it ways
No way it ways
2 3 4

No ways around it
These things happen
No ways around it
These feelings pass
No ways around it
These days change
No ways around it

2 3 4
No way it ways
No way it ways
No way it ways
2 3 4
No way it ways
No way it ways
No way it ways
2 3 4

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